Jarassic park monkey bike
it means a really hot guy that’s is amazing on bed but makes you watch jar-ssic park as a p-rno and gets u to dress up as a monkey and he will ride you ” the bike”.
edward: hey bella will you be my jar-ssic park monkey bike.
bella:ahgg no way you can’t ride me b-tch get on the floor!
edward: fine them il just bite you
bella is dead
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