jardin’d
to be jardin’d is one of the worst things that could possibly happen to you, imagine your sitting in your physics cl-ss and your midget teacher walks in and tells you: “cl-ss, remember that you have a test tomorrow.” but you haven’t been told of this before, then i’m sorry to say but you’ve been ‘jardin’d’.
for your situation to count as you being jardin’d, you must recieve a notice for your next test in a maximum of a five hour period before your test on a social media platform you don’t use.
“hey, my teacher just f-cking jardin’d us for the fourth time in a row today”
or
“yo, i’ve got to hand in homework tomorrow that was just set today”
“you’ve just been jardin’d brother”
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