Jardoo


a musty muslim with a fascination with tiny chat, finding the girls with little to none for bankroll, guy in the strip club eating breakfast, 9 years in a community college. can be found typically outside of your local arby’s and the club at 12am with 9-10 other individuals with just as much grease and cologne in the club as a sid burns individual would to cover up over having a shower
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