jarf

jarf

1. when you’re f-cking a girl and you decide to do a backflip and cut her in half with your d-ck, while in the air you must j-z in her face, thus completing the jarf.

2. the name given to this kid eric
1. guy 1: “whoa, i jarfed this girl yesterday and she’s not gonna recover for awhile..”
guy 2: “dude you have mad jarfing skills!”

2. jimmy:”have you seen jarf today?”
to fool around, to make a mockery of one’s self. most commonly used in foolish situations, causing embarr-ssment to both the individual and the unfortunate party members.

will most likely result in others avoiding you in the future, or pretending you have unfortunately latched onto the group in an undesired manner.
“sam, quit jarfing around!”

“that really was one h-ll of a jarf”

“how supremely jarffacious of you”
the act of j-zzing and vomiting simultaneously, or the act of swallowing j-zz and vomiting.
dude, she swallowed, but then she jarfed!
when a person farts under the water and eats the bubbles
zach spends hours in the bathtub jarfing
jarf is a s-xual term which is usually illegal in practice
i jarfed the kid down the street and he phoned the police
when a man -ss f-cks another man without permission or when a woman using a d-ld- or a strap-on -ss f-cks a guy without permission.
i sometimes enjoy being jarfed on the weekends by strange men i just met. -kippa
1. a type of point used to keep score.

2. a form of currency.
i have 9 jarf points.

i’ll give you 4 jarfs for a bl-wj-b.

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