jarg


fake,unauthentic, sh-t, not very good. heavily popularised during the early-mid nineties in the liverpool and surrounding areas
your coat is jarg. you must have got that off the market.
gay pirate s-x.
after a long hard day of sailing & plundering booty, there’s nothing like some good ol’ jargging below the deck.
the act of c-mming and taking an explosive dump at the same time
sh-t john! you jarged all over the place!
totally awesome, spesh, gorg, or rad. also can be used to mean anything good. best when used with -ilicious, -acious, or -ful. also an onomonopeia…
creepy men are totally un jargacious!

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