jargonese


business talk
norman: “the turnover rate at our enterprise has increased exponentially.”

eric: “stop speaking jargonese!”

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  • Lovesicle

    when consuming a popsicle becomes overly s-xual. dave: “it seems like terry is really enjoying that popsicle.” jason: “the way he’s attacking it, it’s now become a lovesicle.” dave: “is sh-lly performing felatio on that popsicle?” jason: “it sure looks like it. she doesn’t seem to have any trouble with the bigger lovesicles.” the one […]


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