jarleth
jarleth is the most amazing unicorn and irish physiotherapist that you will ever meet. he is caring and good at m-ssages he also lets you jump on him. hopefully one day nick will leave and jarleth the angel of all irish unicorns will come back.
“that guy is sooooo jarleth like oh my god!!”
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to put one’s legs behind their head and m-st-rb-t- until they -j-c-l-t- into their own mouth. “man, i can’t get any girls tonight.” “looks like you’re in for a self milkshake tonight!”
- samopoly
an adjective to describe a person who starts a game of monolpoly, thinking they are too smart to lose, but ends up rage quitting when another player will not sell them a specific property. he was getting frustrated that he could not advance through our game of monopoly, he pulled a real samopoly.
- amexis
some variation of the name “alexis” courtesy of maeve and tommy. thanks my dudes. tommy: goon, amexis maeve: amexis, why’d you catch the ball in volleyball?
- woutcome
when she squirts all over the bed before you finish. did you get the woutcome you needed on your honeymoon? why yes we had to sleep on the other side of the bed.
- rumple doob skin
a c-nt who enjoys a nice old lung buster every now and again listen you rumple doob skin i want to listen to funkblaster