Jarred


a n-gg- who was supposed to be named jared but got stuck with an extra r.
jarred? shouldn’t that be spelled with one r?
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– an amaaaazering guy!
– very cute; very s-xy; very adoreable; very nice booty;)
– always fun to be with,talk to; is very funny
– is great for holding hands; giving hugs; giving kisses and

making you happy/ happy happy. (best boyfriend everr)
– alwayssssssss thee best!
– lovee of my life :)<3 me: dont you wish you had a jarred?? i know you do, but only i can. haa 🙂 a name, usually for a male. jarreds tend to be smart, witty, funny and sarcastic. they are fun to be around. make great best freinds. "jarred scored 100% on his algebra test" just a really really epic dude "check out my new shoes, i'm shinin' like jarred in this b-tch." "you suck, why aren't you more like jarred?" man with a great personality, extremely good looking, with a nice body. tends to keep quiet about his life, but takes the time to care about others. down to earth, very easy to talk to. making people laugh is just part of his nature. very respectful. hands down one of the greatest guys i've ever met. only downfall is he tends to find people who doesn't appreciate his full potential or worth. you think your man is great, until you meet jarred -coolest guy around -awesome in bed -funny -sportsman -big p-n-s -smokes a lot of marijuana -everyone doesnt mind being around him guy 1 - "that guy seems cool" guy 2 - "yeah he has to be a jarred" a man who tells his girl the most romantic and wonderful things and misses his girlfriend. also a man who feels that he never has to answer his girlfriend when she comes home to visit him typically creates emotional rollercoasters that distract his girlfriend from her work girl 1: did u talk to that jarred today? girl 2: i sent him a text but that jarred never responded! high on jar (dope) and cant talk "i'm f-cking jarred"

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