Jarrid


a pimp who has lost a lot of weight through subway. and now loves to have wild s-x in public and take long walks on the beach. and buy diamonds and grillz at jared.
hey, john, lets go to subway and lose some weight so we can have wild s-x like “jarrid”
when you cut yourself shaving and it bleeds for a full 24 hours.
person 1: hey man, what’s wrong with your face?

person 2: i cut myself shaving and it’s been bleeding relentlessly all day.

person 1: ah dude, looks like you did a jarrid.

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