Jarvis Goal
a goal scored in fifa that by essence is ‘lucky’ or extremely fortunate.
it can come around by deflections, rebounds, glitches or a series of fortunate events characterised by a ‘jammy’ finish’
when during an attack the defender makes a blinding tackle only to see the ball rebound back off the striker’s face and end up in the back of the net. this is a jarvis goal
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