Jaspurbate


jaspurbate jaspurbating and jaspurbation are used to tell someone in case you don’t want them to know what you are doing
jane wants to go and take a sh-t but doesn’t want her friends to know where she is going so
jane:”hey guys, i am going to go and jaspurbate, ill be right back”

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