Javiscone


noun; the javiscone is like a sandwich. it is the theory in which the universe is the bread, we are the filling and we are bound to it by an unseen, b-tter-like force. this force is called the javiscone. there are infinite javiscones, each with more potential energy than the last, but as we climb the javisconicular field, they become more unstable.

each javiscone is surrounded by a shield of little hithiscones. using a balancing theory, they can create complete stability in a javiscone, and this prevents it from becoming misconstantuated. in this case, we can force ourselves upwards into the plain. in the 42nd javiscone we could discover the meaning of life, but the only javiscones that are stable without hithiscone balance are those up to the 12th (the 6th being very popular these days).

javiscones can still be misconstantuated by nanoscone and macroscone attacks! beware!
my javiscone is misconstantuated! it is collapsing.

Read Also:

  • Lizbethism

    an illness somewhat like rachism. symptons:great hugs.short term memory loss.straighting hair.and possibly yelling “kemps!” continously. caused by: od on lizbeth. lizbethism is usually followed by a long streak of eating honeybuns.

  • Willow Creek Community Church

    a large nondenominational church in south barrington, illinois, led by pastor bill hybels. a very diverse church, with open doors to everyone. willow creek has an enormous comp-ssion and justice ministry, which is celebrated during their annual celebration of hope. in 2009 they raised over 11.6 million dollars for use in both global and local […]

  • Warwick, New York

    warwick is a large town in new york. we have cows, apples, bagels, and pizza. that is pretty much it… oh and we have a lot of people… from preppy school girls and boys to complete tractor – driving- rednecks . we also have a lot of sports. soccer, skiing, football, lacrosse, basketball… and so […]

  • wasapea

    wasabi-covered peas, an increasingly popular snack food. a portmanteau of “wasabi” and “pea.” ralph burst into a coughing fit after trying to down a fistful of wasapeas. one of them hit sam in the eye. she had to wear an eyepatch for three weeks. she f-cking hates wasapeas now.

  • Cheesy Bug

    the gravesend term for “woodlouse” mate, my garden’s full of thoes cheesy bugs the proper name for wood lice have you ever eaten a cheesybug


Disclaimer: Javiscone definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.