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• techstosterone

  the desire to compete with other geeks over what technology is superior. the desire to have the latest and greatest technology. did you hear dave and john talking about the new i-pad? the techstosterone was really flowing.

• HeatBaby

  a heatbaby is someone who loves the heat. they enjoy hot weather, temperatures, hot food, hot rooms… anything hot or relatively warm really. lucy: holy cr-p it’s hot… damien: it feels fine to me. lucy: are you a heatbaby? damien: perhaps. -smirk- hot heat baby heatbaby warm melt sweltering

• Impatient Gourmet

  the impatient gourmet is a s-xual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza. “my gustatory cravings were overpowering my s-xual desires, so i had to give her the impatient gourmet.”

• Impatient Flusher

  a person who flushes the toilet while they are peeing expecting to finish peeing prior to the conclusion of the flush only to find their strong stream goes longer than expected. i hear steve flush the toilet, but when i go in there the water’s yellow. he’s an impatient flusher.

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