a jayden king is when you go into a truck stop and ask a trucker to jack you off in the bathroom. if he declines you ask the other truckers the same thing till one of them agrees to. when you are about to -j-c-l-t- you sh-t your pants. as he franticly trys to leave you stick your hand in your pants and smeer it on your face this will resalt in an intense -rg-sm.
trucker “breacker breacker 1,9 someone just jayden kinged me again”
- chode juggler
a person that juggles chodes. it can be anywhere from three to “n” chodes, but it must meet the minimum requirement of three. bob: why is anthony wearing all monster branded clothing? is he paid by them or something? ricardo: no he just appreciates their look. bob: wow he’s a real chode juggler
- parred off
when you get ignored of rejected by a girl or boy you just got parred off
- got the *rs*
australian slang meaning to be fired from a job john: “where’s sebastian ? i haven’t seen him all week.” bruce: “he got the -rs- mate!”
- snicker hair
a snicker hair is a long and grotesque pubic hair found on or near the toilet seat. obviously somebody in the office doesn’t manscape because i found a snicker hair on the toilet seat.
- get your act together
1.) get situated , get your life in order 2.) the nice way of saying hey you’re shot togeather beyoncé ” don’t talk to me until you get your act together” fran ” don’t talk to me until you get your sh-t together” beyoncé ” that’s the same thing you idiot”