Jayhawk jamboree
a s-xual act that requires 7 and a half people (4 males, 3 females, and 1 transs-xual midget), one california king size bed, a chicken strip dinner from sonic, and a five gallon bucket of ranch. first we got foreplay; this entails standing in a circle around the five gallon of ranch which the transs-xual midget is sitting in. first the midget must pick up a chicken tender and place in his -sshole. the midget must dip the chicken tender in the ranch and everyone must take turns eating a piece of the chicken tender. just hope that you’re not last person to eat the chicken because you must get it all. next you fom a human pyramid, guys on bottom, girls in the middle with the midget on top. the midget proceeds to pour the remaining ranch on the people below causing the pyramid to collapse in the puddle of ranch below. thus making everyone angry and ready to have raging s-x. using the ranch as lube every every orifice must be filled. not only must every orifice be filled the midget will call time every thirty seconds and the jamboree of people must switch holes. at the end everyone must c-m on the midget who is making a snow angel in the ranch.
hey buddy, i’m heading to a jayhawk jamboree, would you like to join? we are looking for a fourth dude.
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