Jazz Flute
a particularly multi-syllabled, smooth yet punchy, moderately lengthy p-ssing of gas, the tone of which most often progresses from a lower to higher pitch.
while in the gym shower, gerald, perhaps a little overly eager to impress the guys at his new school, shot up his hands, hiked a leg and shouted “jazz flute!” and proceeded to rip a long and unfortunately colorful fart. a nearly perfect jazz flute ruined by a spicy burrito lunch. thankfully, the shower was already turned on.
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