jealous boyfriend syndrome
whenn you have a boyfriend who is so d-mn jealous you aren’t allowed to hug any other guys, talk to any other guys, look at any other guys, or even think about any other guys.
” i said hi to brad today, and tom totally flipped out. he’s got a serious case of jealous boyfriend syndrome.
a guy who obviously has huge insecurity issues so he tries to control who you talk to, what you wear, what you talk about, etc. they really need to go talk to a therapist, but they’re “too proud” to do that even to save their girlfriend all the misery he’s putting her through.
see -sshole and football player
“hun i’m just gonna go over there and talk to my friend kyle ok?”
“no you f-cking won’t b-tch!!!! cuz i have jealous boyfriend syndrome and i’m too insecure so i take it all out on you cuz misery loves company”
“hey baby 🙂 do you like my new skirt?”
“no i don’t you look like a f-cking sl-t, you can’t wear that around me”
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