Jean-Claude God Damn


an exclamation one yells out when, upon turning on the telly, you are unpleasantly surprised by the presence of a horrid jean-claude van damme movie.
“jean-claude g-d d-mn! i give one lousy thumbs up to a chuck norris flick, and now my tivo is infested with this -sshole!”

“jean-claude g-d d-mn! if they rerun timecop one more time i’m going on a killing spree”

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