Jean-Luc Picard
the captain of the u.s.s. enterprise-d.
“let’s see what’s out there…engage.”-jean-luc picard
captain of the federation starship enterprise, ncc 1701-d and ncc 1701-e.
kicks kirk’s b-tt.
little hair.
real name is patrick stewart.
ok, that’s it.
la de dah de dah de dilly dilly dah.
the s-xiest old french sp-ceship captain ever.
jean luc picard yelled at data for being too smart.
male, balding character in tights who is captain of the starship enterprise from -star trek : the next generation-.
he drove a wierd buggy-car in st: nemesis,
and was turned into a borgling at some point. he has a pet lionfish, and was born someplace in california. among his crew are an android data, a slightly telepathic counsellor, deanna troi, and a dude with a mustache, first officer riker. he likes to order “tea. earl grey. hot” from the replicator (personally, i think someone who gets into battles every other episode, and has lost multiple enterprises should have something a bit stronger to drink).
he has a couple of old, paper-bound books, and violates the prime directive on occasion. and, iirc, his ship’s designation was ncc 1701 -d or e or something similar.
picard : tea! earl grey! hot!
replicator -delivers iced latte-
picard : omgwtfbbq!!! geordi! get down here!
—loosely paraphrased from short story—
second best captain ,loved by the newbies
can’t fight ,see picard maneuver
pc correct (aaaaaaaagh)
respects women(f-g)
never goes on away missions
drinks tea
made less movies
catain jean-luc picard will always be captain kirk’s b-tch
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