Jeanius


someone who always chooses the best looking jeans in the store; someone who always tries on the perfect pair the first time.
kid: where do you get that style from? you’ve gotta tell me where you shop!
the jeanius: i’ve been working on this for a long time my friend, and let me tell you, one does not simply get their pants from one store.
kid: where do you go??
the jeanius: i go everywhere, every place has got at least one pair of jeans for me, when my eyes meet the perfect pair let me tell you, i know its meant to be.
kid: who man are you some sort of jeanius?
the jeanius: yes.. yes i am.
a person who knows excessively about denim and/or other pants, or smarty pants
girl 1:where did she get those cool pants? i want a pair!
girl 2:those are from (insert brand here) holister!
girl 1:how do you know?
girl 2: i guess i’m just a jeanius

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