Jeans Dick
when a male has been wearing his jeans (skinny or regular) and his c-ck is bent so it curves to one side.
person 1: aw sh-t i have a major jeans d-ck today!
person 2: wow dude you must have been wearing tight skinny jeans.
person 1: not really i just have a big c-ck.
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