Jedi Blow Job


a rusty contaminated,ball pump is stuck it in the pee hole and inflated like v–gr- would do but it’s really inflating it with poisonous gas that causes you to have c-m squirting out of your belly b-tton,eyes,nose etc. (after you are dead two anonymous jedi dump on your mother’s chest)
the jedi bl-w j-b often happens to nerds who do not happen to know sh-t about star wars.

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