Jedi Master
an advanced s-xual act typically described as a “no handed spider monkey” the jedi master usually involves deep penetration while balancing in a position where one, or all individuals involved are in danger of slipping, falling over, or off of the surface which they are positioned upon. (edge of a couch, bed, etc.)
there wasn’t anything on the bed to hang on to. so, i brought out the jedi master!
one of the most banned internet users on the planet, because of n-z- moderators who couldn’t took him seriously. he currently owns his own island known as cult of the jedi.com
also one of the coolest people on the internet!
jedimaster just broke the intr@web!
when you and a friend get b-n-rs and equip yourselves with glow in the dark condoms, and light saber battle to the death.
wanna play some jedi master after cl-ss today?
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