jedi pimp
1. a type of pimp, who’s game stays wrapped so tight the ladies get wet from the sound of his voice. thus called a jedi mind trick.
2. someone trained in the martial art of f-cking alot of sl-ts.
3. a man useing such tools as a bag full of game, the sl-t scope, and the ever popular ‘ld’, has the ability to pull multiple hat tricks, and even the the oc-ssionally four bagger.
oh sh-t, grab your girls a jedi pimp just walked in.
someone who wheels brauds and f-cks them at random not giving a f-ck who they are or what they’re name is, cuz it’s all about the p-ssy
jake from romp.com is the true jedi pimp!
someone who is f-cking slick and smooth, someone who can work with the ladies
look at that jedi pimp with all the girls mang!
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