jeezemaster
to be proficient in releasing seaman juices on various parts of the woman body with extreme accurancy. the first ‘jeezemaster’ to appear on recprd was on april 10, 2004, when billy c. ‘jeezed’ his lover on command. the fallowing night, billy asked where she wanted it, and with pin point accurancy hit her jeans. such control is what ascended him to the rank of ‘jeezemaster’
listin jill, steve was alot of fun last night, but the jeezemaster i had the night before was amazing.
i have trained all my life, and i may never become half the jeezemaster billy is.
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