Jeff Zhao Mode (JZM)


a state of mind where the human brain is overclocked to the extent where even the impossible is achievable. in order to initiate jeff zhao mode, one must meditate for years. upon entering it, one will find that he/she suddenly has the ability to go hard. facebook accounts can be hacked without repercussions, p-n-s’s can be drawn freely, and papers can be cranked out from within the deep crevices of the ignited brain.
1) 20 page paper due tomorrow.. initiating jeff zhao mode (jzm).

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