Jefferson City
small city in the state of missouri, or as the natives call it “misery”. fairly violent underground for a city of its small population. known for two things, being the capital of missouri, and being the home jays. there is nothing to do but party with the local rednecks, or get high, or hang out with friends. there is no night life, and nothing for a minor to do. 90% of the native population are mall rats at some point in their life, or parking lot partiers. many people make the 40 minute trip to columbia (como) to hang out on the weekends and be mall rats at a different mall. all in all “jeff city” sucks -ss.
guy 1: “dude, lets go to jefferson city”
guy 2: “why the f-ck would do that?!?!”
guy 1: “that s-xy -ss kathryn girl lives there.”
guy 2: “she is fine”
the capitol city of missouri.
i live in jefferson city.
the capitol city of the great state of missouri. one of the most rapidly growing capitol cities in the usa.
jefferson city is the capitol of missouri.
home of the hastings crew, the baddest crew you’ll ever meet. f with one of us, you’ve just f’d with all of us, now run along before we f you up! apologize or bleed punk.
hey, let’s go to jefferson city and hang out at hastings, “singing sweet home alabama all summer long”.
don’t screw with anyone in the hastings parking lot in jc, they be mean as h-ll.
oh snap, did you hear about what happened at hastings last night? yeah, these two b-tches punched each other out over some douche’ bag in a pu truck.
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