Jefferson-Pilot
any college football game telecast that starts around noon and has poor picture quality. a game that is not available on a high-definition channel.
“oh man, our team has the early game this week. i hate jefferson-pilot.”
fan 1: “i thought you had a high-definition tv. this game looks awful.”
fan 2: “yeah, it’s on jefferson-pilot.”
fan 1: “that sucks.”
fan 3: “how much time is left in the game? i can’t read the graphic.”
fan 4: “beats me. d-mn jefferson-pilot.”
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