Jefferson’s Law of Double Elimination
abiding by standard double elimination rules until the final round of the tournament, in which it favors you to win, completely disregarding the fact that you lost the first game.
dude, aren’t we playing the tiebreaker? nah, you forgot to account for jefferson’s law of double elimination.
sir, i got an a on my first test and a c on my second. you’re telling me i can’t take my third test and you’re giving me c? professor: i’m sorry, but you forgot to factor in jefferson’s law of double elimination.
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