Jeffery
a sweet, fuzzy, cuddly, bootylicious teddy bear.
jeffery has a sweet booty!
kind hearted spirit, who cares about all.
jeffery is someone thats sets something aside in order to help a friend.
girl: my boyfriend wrote me a poem, and it made me cry…
girl 2: aww… girl you got yourself a jeffery
the kind of guy to be cute and cuddly when he’s drunk, but when he’s sober he’s a b-st-rd that will never follow you back on twitter.
“don’t be a jeffery right now”
“you’re a f-cking jeffery”
a player who likes to smoke weed and have s-x a lot. he will be extremely nice until you fall for him then he will act like you never meant a thing to him.
dude why are you being such a jeffery?
a drug c-cktail in joint form consisting of, weed, angel dust, e, clorox, cocaine, and a few other choice ingredients.
dude 1:here have some of this jeffery man
dude 2: ok, -cough cough-
dude 1:i think im having a heart attack!
dude 2:you need to calm down! here touch this furry wall.
dude 3: hahaha thats the thing about a jeffery, it goes away….then it comes back again bwahahahah.
a super joint concoction including:
• weed mostly
• opium
• heroin
• crushed up e
• clorox
• morphine
• some of it’s unidentifiable
• and a bit of angel dust
when the world slips you a jeffery, stroke a furry wall.
a joint mixed with marijuana; opium; heroin; methadome; and a sprinkle of angel dust (pcp).
you guys need to just chill out and take a hit of this jeffery!
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