Jehovah Witness
when you knock on a girl’s back door and then you tell her “i got a the good news for ya”. and if she tries to resist, insert yourself in anyway.
last night allan jehovah witnessed me after i begged him to go away.
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verb – the act of achieving -rg-sm so hard that you actually see the face of g-d.
man, that b-tch from the kingdom hall and i went out last night, you know the one, the elder’s daughter? yeah, well she was sucking my d-ck so hard and she jammed her finger in my -ss. well, i jehovah witnessed right in her mouth! i thought i died and went to heaven cuz g-d was right there. we goin’ out again tomorrow.
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