Jehovah’s Witnesses Zone


a long stretch of houses (at least one block) without any christmas lights, the absence of which suggests the possibility of there being a large concentration of jehovah’s witnesses living in that area.
person 1: do you want to drive down that street?

person 2: nah, n-body has any lights up; must be a jehovah’s witnesses zone.

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