jell bell
affectionate abbreviation for “jelly belly”… specifically, squishy post-baby- belly, commonly found on women who have had more than 1 baby and haven’t hit the gym to brush up on their abs.
-“post-baby” can be any time from right after giving birth to up to 5 years after your last child was born. after 5 years, your just plain flabby…get over it.
also known as, “baby rolls”
“honey, you still look hot to me; i love your jell bell.”
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