Jellmer Fudd
n. an adolescent white male who spends most of his time hunting ‘jello rabbits.’ a specified, highly evolved case of yellow fever.
warning: asian girls, avoid jellmer fudds at all costs. they care nothing about your personality or brains, they are only after your r-ct-m.
did you see tim and rock checking out those nerdy asian girls? i bet they’re closet jellmer fudds and they’ve got bubble soap on the brain.
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