Jello Jezus


a very h-m–s-xual small statue of jezus made completely out of a small, blonde, british kids j-zz, which one may use for pleasuring their r-ct-m.
“want to go make a jello jezus?”
“only if i can swallow the j-zz then barf it up on to your chest”
“great, then i’ll shove it in my r-ct-m”

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