jello packet


1. unit of paste contained in a sheath.
2. (sailor definition) kunt.
3. the c-n-l within which to disperse thine throat dog.
4. please don;t mention the bl–dy machete wound
5. elite forms of females that continue to drip like conveyor belts until dawn.
6. any one who has actually f-cked a jello cup (i.e store bought gelatin) please visit a p-rno site immediately.
“dude, that b-tches jello packet tasted like gardetto’s snacks!”

“holy sh-t i totally saw britney spears bloated jello packet on tv yesterday!”

“i hope bill clinton didn’t actually plough hillarys rusted jello packet!!@!!!”

“thars a l-ss with a bonnie jello packet if’n i’ve ever seen un!” (irish proverb)

” marmetlata! ce bene micio! io mango micio!

” dude, you totally emerged from yo mamma’s jello packet!”

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