Jelly Belly ToeCUMdokered
jelly belly toec-mdokered refers to when
a obese woman gets gracefully f-cked in her
jelly rolls.
the man takes his p-n-s ( male organ ) and sweetly
makes love the rolls while the womam sings the lyrics
to unwritten by natasha bedingfield.
hey francis … i totally jelly belly toec-mdokered
juanita last night !
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