jelly cupboard

when blood clots begin to ooze out of one’s b-hole as a result of rapid paced *n*l s*x with a severe lack of lubricants.
there i was in caribou maine, high on meth amphetamines railing this vietnamese prost*tute in the sh*t shoot at an unreasonably high rate of speed. she probably ended up with a jelly cupboard.

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