Jelly Hat
whilst performing oral s-x on anyone obese (if youre into that sh-t or just really wasted) one must get to the reproductive organs to succeed in s-xual pleasure as the legs and stomache cellulite will most likly be in the way. one way to remove this problem is to flop the fat rolls onto ones head, then proceeding to perform oral pleasure un- restricted resembling a jelly fish on your head- hence wearing a jelly hat.
two guys watching oprah;
pete: “you’d need a jelly hat for that one”
doug: “word”
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