jelly wrestling
a sport similar to graeco-roman wrestling, played by two females in bikinis, in a shallow pool filled with jelly to a depth of about 30 cm. the aim is to win by pinfall, ie. holding down the opponent for three seconds. there are no rounds. after 10 minutes, or other predetermined period of contest time, there are no winners the result is declared a draw.
the result is that during the wrestling the bikinis slide about and often decomes detached from the wrestlers. the contest often degenerates into a playful romp, and the opportunity to view some nudity attract a large number of male and lesbian spectators.
my wife lost her bikinis at the jelly wrestling contest.
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