jellywhack


to slap one’s girl in the face with one’s member while it is in a semi lob on state.
steve: so how was it with jeannie?
greg: awesome, she’s a right little sl-t. i spuffed in her hair, then jellywhacked her for good measure.
steve: good work, greg. good work.

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