jelqing
the art of creating a longer p-n-s through stroking excercises for months and years. the erect p-n-s is greased and stroked a specific number of times, near -rg-sm, but rock-busters should be avoided if at all possible. the number of strokings is over 110…then a rest…then another 110. some men have claimed this gives them a larger p-n-s, but some men have come forward to show the actual results.
the academy of jelqing in chestnut hills, pa, has cl-sses for very h-rny men who jelq each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into -rg-sms, so that the academy cl-ssroom walls are covered with sperm. the academy also offers cl-sses in ‘the techniques of the power-house enema” and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the p-n-s a release and -rg-sm to have everyone else in cl-ss ducking the flying j-zz shots!
“i’ve been jelqing my c-ck for so long and it’s still a hard 3″…but i keep jelqing because it’s fun to do it with my son and his teenage friends”
“someone yelled oh god i jelqed into a sperm-blaster”
the correct medical slang for exercising one’s p-n-s for both enlargement in size and girth. requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect p-n-s, and no money shot. surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repet-tion, and daily showers (-wink-).
tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch p-n-s before jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. his results a normal 5 inch p-n-s, go tony!
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