Jennings


v. the act of nutting in a b-tch’s mouth or face, then making her sleep on the floor at your feet like a dog, while robbing her.
yo, that b-tch was a sk-nk ho.
yeah, i totally jenningsed her last night.
sending a picture of a demented p-n-s to multiple people.
craig did a jennings to a group of girls we just met.
short spasms (usually less than a minute) of spewing lies undermining one’s personal achievements and making those around the person feeling even more feeble with their pathetic accomplishments.
the original discovers -ssumed that these spasms were done on purpose, deliberate attacks on the esteem of others.
however, extensive observation of those with chronic jenning disease has proved that it is a serious medical condition
1)person 1: look at all these african kids
person 2:ugh.. i wish i were as skinny as them. im such a fat-ss sometimes
person 1: stop jenning

2)when you have a 99% average and president of three clubs and councils at your school and you have volunteered at a third world country but worried about not getting hired at mcdonalds.
to completely lose your mind over absolutely nothing in ten seconds or less. process in which you blame all problems you have or ever will have on the closest available person or the person you think of first.
woman: “you’re a cheating b-st-rd!”

man “it’s mother’s day and i was with my mom!”
woman: “you’ve ruined my life and turned all of my friends against me!”
man: “quit jenning on me.”
adj;
1) to smoke marijuana.

created in memory of peter jennings who was always able to stay calm no matter how depressing was the world he reported about nightly.
dude, i have some great dank, we should definitely go jenning with this stuff.
the most amazing guy you know. you have been friends for a while but rarely talk. but you really like you and he doesnt even bother to answer texts :\ you just love him.
wow look at how good jennings looks today

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