jensen’s coma


the feeling one experiences after eating a lunch beef at jensens bøfhus. it is often described as a dreamy and calm, yet every so slightly nauseous, wave of malaise.
stuart felt his concentration slipping during the management meeting. “it must be a jensen’s coma”, he thought to himself.

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