Jerell’s Law
jerell’s law states that any claim made by jerell is over-exaggerated; thus, upon hearing said claims, one must divide everything he says by two, but if it’s really extreme, divide it by three.
jerell: duuuude, i got my nollie laser flips on lock; i can do them 9 out of 10 times!
alex: jerell’s law? i’m pretty sure that means you can do it only three times out of ten.
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