jeremy beadle
1) a tv host that annoyed the public with various “comedy” set ups and who also made a small fortune from showing clips of people falling over and hurting themselves. he has a small hand – a deformation from g-d to remind us all that we shouldn’t profit from others misfortune.
2) when you have been dealt a jeremy beadle in a card game you have been dealt a bad hand. see above.
a traumatised wannabe terrorist has been told to prove his faith by shooting his grandmother in the face and is now standing over the body with a smoking gun in his hand…
jeremy beadle jumps out from a bin, dressed as a terrorist:
“ha ha..got you..it was a fake gun there tommy, it was a set up”
tommy: “sh-t, i used my own gun. i killed my grandmother for nothing…”
jeremy beadle: “my hand hurts..”
jowly star of just for laughs and beadle’s about. also known as a “star” attraction at various circuses, possibly holding the chimps while mary chipperfield gives them a slap.
interestingly, jeremy was bitten by a rabid pig as a child and now one of his hands is turning into a trotter and he sometimes grunts like a rutting pig.
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