Jergen off


jerking off using lotion, preferably jergen’s brand lotion.
“got a new vid and a bottle of my best brand. leave me alone i’m jergen off!”
the experience of spending a lot of money on something, discovering you hate it, but feel protective of it regardless.
ryan: g-d, i hate my new iphone! i laid down like 300 bucks for it!

sam: then can i borrow it for the week?

ryan: h-ll no!

josh: jergenoff…

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