Jerk and Jump
the act of masturbating on your partners pillow -after a night of spontaneous -n-l s-x- such that when she rolls over, the c-m has an adhesive effect, allowing you to dismiss yourself freely.
bro i tore her sh-t up so bad last night, i had to pull a jerk and jump
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