Jerk from memory


to jerk off (m-st-rb-t-) to images from your memory instead of watching anything (ex: p-rn) to get you off.
joe: yesterday was horrible, dude!
mark: why, man?
joe: i had to jerk from memory cuz my internet was down all day!

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