Jerk-Huffing
this can only be done by males. first, don’t take a shower for a while. then after your b-lls have gained the scent of v-g-n-, rub your hand all over your b-lls. get the scent of v-g-n- scented ball sweat all over your hand. finally, put your hand up to your nose and smell the beautiful scent of v-g-n- while you jerk off with the other hand. also instead of using your hand, you can get a good amount of ball sweat on your fingers and then wipe it on your top lip.
chuck norris is making a new exercise machine. after the strenuous workout he sits in indian style. eventually his b-lls get a little hot and so he gives them a little scratch. after he removes his claws from his trousers he looks over his shoulder to see if any one is watching. after the coast was clear he gives his fingers a little sniff. to his surprise, the scent of his ball sweat covered fingers reminds him of his mothers v-g-n-. good ole chuck runs to his room, runs his finger through his moist red tight and curly ball hair. after finger combing his nuts, he presses his palm to his mustache and jerks his meat. jerk-huffing!
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